Vicky Pollard explains why she hasn't done her essay on Lord Kitchener. Emily seeks shelter from the rain in a seaside pub. Stingy hypnotist Kenny uses his skills to ensure his date only orders the set menu and a soft drink.
At the newsagent, Daffyd Thomas is astounded to discover that someone has bought his copy of Gay Times. Andy insists on wearing his Smurf outfit to a smart Chinese restaurant.