Anne fulfils her dream to appear on Stars In Their Eyes; Florence and Emily tackle the very ladylike problem of facial hair and Dafydd's new career as a rent boy is proving to be a real hit down the local mine.

Care home worker Leonard is getting rather too comfortable in Mrs Carpenter's chair; Dafydd succumbs to anti-gay pressure; and Sebastian serenades the PM with a moving rendition of Christina Aguilera's Beautiful.

A new resident arrives at the Mike McShane estate - Ting Tong's mother; Bubbles learns the reason why Roman left her for Desiree; and Emily and Florence hit the town in order to celebrate Emily's last night as a single laydee.

Sir Norman Fry has some explaining to do, following an incident with a glacé cherry. Carol Beer is going through Sun Seekers in-house insurance policies and Vicky Pollard is displaying her woeful childminding skills as a babysitter.